Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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