You're completely useless in the revolution.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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