Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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