I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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