I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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