I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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