Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
