I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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