have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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