ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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