idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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