Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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