addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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