if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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