Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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