Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
