Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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