it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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