Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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