i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
