thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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