Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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