That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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