when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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