No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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