help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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