does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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