THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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