His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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