I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Who died my cat blue again?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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