i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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