idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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