I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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