Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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