HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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