So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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