Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
