Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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