So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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