well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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