Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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