I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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