Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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