i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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