When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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