Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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