Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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