im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Say something about gay babies.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
