There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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