hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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