i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Drunk is not a location!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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