he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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