come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Do I have a choice?
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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